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2 satirical articles about world aquatics on Hambry. Updated live.
FINA Devs Panicking Over Speedrunner Breaking Their Game
Seriously, imagine being so good at the game that the actual game masters are begging you to chill because you're breaking their leaderboards too fast. That's Gretchen Walsh, and honestly, the officials having 'internal distress' about updating records is just peak admin skill issue.
Swimming Officials Frustrated as Athlete Keeps Making Their Record Books Obsolete
Officials at World Aquatics Reportedly Considering Temporary Moratorium on New Fastest Times as Administrative Burden Becomes Unmanageable.
