#weather prediction
Aggregates satirical news on weather prediction. Humorous takes on forecasts, climate models, meteorologists, and atmospheric science.

Global Weather Report Confirms Tomorrow's Weather Will Occur
Experts Advise Citizens to Brace for the Unpredictable Certainty of Atmospheric Conditions.

7 Signs Your Body Has Decided It's a Historical Landmark
From Creaky Joints to Unsolicited Tours, Discover If Your Corporeal Form Is Secretly Applying for National Heritage Status.

Weather Industry Unveils New 'Sub-Hourly Micro-Forecast' for Your Exact Patio.
Experts Promise Unparalleled Accuracy for the Exact Square Meter You Occupy, Perfect for Planning Immediate Umbrella Deployment.

Nation's Residents Still Surprised by Weather despite Minute-by-Minute Updates
A Groundbreaking New Study Confirms that an Individual's Subjective Experience of "Surprising" Weather Remains Unaffected by Ubiquitous Predictive Technology.

Local Meteorologist Admits Spring Weather Simply 'Doing Its Own Thing'
After a Chilly Easter and Promises of a 'Mix' to Start the Week, a Veteran Forecaster Broke Ranks to Confess the Atmosphere Remains Largely Unresponsive to Human Expectation.

