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Satirical news and parody articles about the Weather Channel. Humorous takes on meteorology, forecasts, and TV personalities

An Open Letter to the Rogue PDT Time Zone Reference That Briefly Invaded Noma, D.c.
My Dearest Temporal Anomaly, We Need to Talk About Your Recent, Deeply Unsettling Visit to Our Nation's Capital.
Don's Unbelievable Forecast for Dc: It's Tremendous. Believe Me!
The Greatest Reporter of All Time Breaks Down the Washington Weather, Proving He Was Right All Along About Everything.
An Open Letter to the Weather Channel's Temporal Locus Algorithm for Branford Center, CT 06405
A Visionary Founder Addresses the Digital Entity Responsible for Localized Temporal Weather Reporting, Demanding an Immediate Paradigm Shift.
Weather Channel Offers 'Pre-Climate Change' Forecast Mode
New Retro Option Prioritizes Comforting Ignorance over Inconvenient Meteorological Reality, with Users Flocking to Less Accurate Historical Data.

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