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Satirical news about the US Army. Humorous articles, parodies, and comedy on military life, policy, and events

Army’s New Mortar App Boasts "Satisfying Haptic Feedback" on Every Kill Confirmed
Pentagon Officials Laud the "Gamified" User Experience, Anticipating Unprecedented Troop Engagement and a New Era of Digital Destruction.
Army Hails 'Interoperability' as Radical New Concept for War Machines.
After Decades of Lonely Existence, Combat Systems Will Finally Learn to Chat.
Army Official Confirms Apache Flyby Part of New ‘Celebrity Wellness Check’ Program
Pentagon Spokesperson States Routine Assessment Designed to Monitor Vital ‘National Morale Assets’ Was Executed Flawlessly.

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