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4 satirical articles about urban infrastructure on Hambry. Updated live.

Durban to Offer Cash Incentives for Citizens to Reclaim Impounded Cars.
Officials Admit the City’s Overflowing Impound Lot Is Now South Africa’s Largest Accidental Scrap Metal Exhibition.

I Am a Traffic Cone and Your Ignorance Is My Existential Crisis
My Bright Orange Exterior May Scream 'Hazard,' but My Inner Monologue Is a Symphony of Despair, Judgment, and the Occasional Longing for a Stable Relationship with a Barricade.

Councilmember Unveils 'Pavement Integrity' Strategy
City Official Transforms Basic Road Repair into a Visionary, Data-Driven Initiative, Marking a New Era of Municipal Competence.

Chicago Officials Praise 'Dynamic Urban Terrain' Amidst Record Potholes
The City Announced a New "Enhanced Surface Variability" Initiative, Claiming It Fosters Driver Engagement and "Spontaneous Route Optimization."

