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3 satirical articles about upstate new york on Hambry. Updated live.
World Hails Birth of 'Rare' Farm Animal, Finally Finds Something to Care About
Experts Confirm This Unique Birth Provides Humanity with a Much-Needed, Low-Stakes Distraction From Every Other Goddamn Thing.
Agribusiness Praises Barn Fire for Accelerating Herd Consolidation, Boosting Q3 Projections
Company Leadership Cites "Strategic Repositioning" as Unfortunate Blaze Leads to Unexpected Financial Upsides.
Band with No Original Members Promises ‘Authentic 90S Experience’
Promoters Assure Fans the Experience Will Be Indistinguishable from Their Memories of the Actual Band.
