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Toronto Fans Declare the Minor League Defenseman's Arrival a Spiritual Reckoning for the Franchise's Cursed Legacy.
Front Office Sources Confirm the Exhaustive Process Aims to Secure the Freshest Scapegoat for the Inevitable First-Round Exit.
The Unconventional Move, Initially Labeled an 'Own Goal,' Has Been Reclassified as a 'Pre-Emptive Loyalty Demonstration' by Recruiters.
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