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Stephan Baby CEO Hails Toy Recall as "Valuable R&d Into Infant Oral Fixation"
The CEO of the 'Stephan Baby' Brand Spun the Mandatory Removal of 227,500 Unsafe Boo-Bunnies as an Invaluable, Large-Scale Market Research Initiative.
Consumer Safety Agency Stunned Baby Toy Could Be Swallowed by Actual Babies
Regulators Express Surprise That Soft Plush 'Boo-Bunnie' Product Contains Small, Detachable Parts.
Toy Company 'Blindsided' by Infants' Oral Fixation on Detachable Parts
The Manufacturer of the Stephan Baby Boo-Bunnie Expressed Bewilderment That Babies Might Try to Ingest Components of a Product Designed for Them.
