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A Heartbroken Human Pens a Poignant Farewell to His Trusty Table Tennis Companion in the Wake of Robot Dominance.
Federal Analysts Confirm Washington's Post-Season Aspirations Now Require Continuous Life Support, Pending Further Diagnostic Losses.
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