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2 satirical articles about social security on Hambry. Updated live.
Agency Confirms 23 Years of Shared Life Less Impactful Than Arbitrary Data Entry or the 'Vibrational Energy of Bureaucratic Uncertainty'.
Actuarial Tables Now Include 'Grandma's Stubborn Refusal to Quit' as a Key Variable, Pushing Optimal Claim Date Past Any Logical Lifespan.
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