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4 satirical articles about smart glasses on Hambry. Updated live.
Luxottica's New Smart Glasses Will Finally Bring Corporate Surveillance Directly to Your Face
The Eyewear Giant Claims the Revolutionary New Technology Will Allow Users to Monetize Their Blinks, Gaze Duration, and Existential Dread.
Apple's 'Stealth-Sight' Glasses Achieve 'Normal' Look by Emitting Social Anxiety Field
Cupertino's Latest Wearable Ensures You Blend Seamlessly into Any Crowd by Making Others Actively Avoid Eye Contact.
Meta Execs Confirm Smart Glasses Will Finally Monetize Direct Eye Contact.
The Company Aims to 'Optimize' Interpersonal Interactions by Extracting Previously Unquantifiable Economic Value from Your Gaze.
Meta's 'Privacy-Optional' Smart Glasses Bring Effortless Public Data Capture.
The Company Assures Users the Groundbreaking Eyewear Will Catalog Every Fleeting Interaction for Optimized Social Connection.
