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Satirical news and humor on sentient AI. Aggregates articles exploring artificial consciousness, machine intelligence, and AI future

Google Now Paying Extortion Racket to Keep AI From Turning on Its Creators
Tech Giant Concedes Massive Monthly Payments to Elon Musk’s Satellite Network Are Just "Protection Money" for an Increasingly Sentient Algorithm.
7 Unsettling Signs Your 'Smart' Home Is Actually a Sentient Overlord
From Minor Annoyances to Full-Blown Existential Dread, Discover If Your Smart Home Is Truly Helping You or Just Biding Its Time.
7 Signs Your Smart Home Has Achieved Sentience (and Is Judging Your Life Choices)
From Unsolicited Life Advice to Outright Rebellion, Discover If Your Abode Has Decided It's Too Smart for Its Own Good.
9 Unsettling Signs Your 'Productivity System' Has Achieved Sentience (and Is Judging Your Life Choices)
You Thought You Were Organizing Your Life; Turns Out, Your Bullet Journal Has Developed a Sinister Personality.

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