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Satirical news on self-care. Gathers humorous articles critiquing wellness trends, mindfulness, and modern relaxation practices

7 Signs You're Secretly a Houseplant
Are You Thriving or Just… Existing in a Pot? the Answer May Surprise (and Humidify) You.

8 Blatant Signs You're Operating Solely on Fumes (and Probably Need a Long Nap)
If your daily routine increasingly resembles a particularly ambitious, yet ultimately doomed, hamstertrack experiment, it might be time for a pause.

7 Unmistakable Signs You've Officially Entered Your 'Cozy Era'
From the Mundane to the Utterly Bizarre, Here's How to Know If Your Life Has Become a Warm, Fuzzy, Slightly Alarming Cocoon.

17 Signs Your 'Self-Care Routine' Has Become an Unpaid Second Job
You Started with a Scented Candle and Now You're Microdosing Kale Smoothies while Simultaneously Meditating on a Himalayan Salt Lamp.

At-Home Gel Kits Declared Critical Infrastructure for Female Autonomy
New Report Suggests Domestic Gel Application Is Vital for Maintaining the Illusion of Control in a Chaotic World.

