
Scientists Discover Black Holes Are Just Overthinking Everything
New research suggests the universe's most enigmatic objects are primarily concerned with complex mathematical concepts, much like a first-year philosophy major.

New research suggests the universe's most enigmatic objects are primarily concerned with complex mathematical concepts, much like a first-year philosophy major.
4d ago

Researchers suggest seismic activity is directly correlated with the cosmos being a bit much for our fragile little world.
6d ago

Groundbreaking research confirms cosmic middle finger is an ever-present, subatomic phenomenon.
Mar 6

Paleontologists confirm that the newly identified *Tanyka amnicola* was already a 'living fossil' of chronic discomfort.
Mar 6

Researchers confirm equine whinnies are complex, multi-layered critiques, prompting immediate existential dread among human population.
Feb 25

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