Scientists Discover Black Holes Are Just Overthinking Everything
New research suggests the universe's most enigmatic objects are primarily concerned with complex mathematical concepts, much like a first-year philosophy major.
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New Study Confirms Earthquakes Are Just The Planet’s Way Of Expressing Its Feelings About Space
Researchers suggest seismic activity is directly correlated with the cosmos being a bit much for our fragile little world.
Scientists Discover Universe Is Just Constantly Flipping Off Itself At Incomprehensible Speeds
Groundbreaking research confirms cosmic middle finger is an ever-present, subatomic phenomenon.
Ancient Lizard-Fish Found To Have Been Complaining About Its Jaw For 275 Million Years
Paleontologists confirm that the newly identified *Tanyka amnicola* was already a 'living fossil' of chronic discomfort.
New Study Reveals Horses Have Been Secretly Judging Us in Stereo All Along
Researchers confirm equine whinnies are complex, multi-layered critiques, prompting immediate existential dread among human population.
