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An Open Letter to the Galactic Custodians of Planetary Aesthetics
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An Open Letter to the Galactic Custodians of Planetary Aesthetics

A Concerned Earthling Demands Answers Regarding the Alarming Proliferation of Reptilian Detritus on Our Celestial Neighbor.

1 views·Apr 23
It's Not Climate Change, Folks: the Real Reason Hurricanes Are Worse Is Their Names
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It's Not Climate Change, Folks: the Real Reason Hurricanes Are Worse Is Their Names

Our practice of bestowing human monikers on powerful storms is inviting their wrath, and it's time we stopped.

Apr 22
Our New Local Productions: Keeping an Eye Out, For Fun!
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Our New Local Productions: Keeping an Eye Out, For Fun!

Joe Vibe'n weighs in on the rebranding of neighborhood watch programs, heartily congratulating those he believes are making local communities into wholesome, entertaining "Production Units." He fondly recalls "Candid Camera" and local talent shows as inspiration for this wonderful new initiative.

Apr 21
I Am the Acceptance Speech and I'm Tired of Lying to Your Faces
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I Am the Acceptance Speech and I'm Tired of Lying to Your Faces

Behind Every Tearful Thank You and Humble Acknowledgement, There's a Script I've Been Forced to Follow for Decades.

1 views·Apr 20
An Open Letter to the Tiny, Often-Ignored Lint Roller in the Emergency Room Waiting Area
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An Open Letter to the Tiny, Often-Ignored Lint Roller in the Emergency Room Waiting Area

A Heartfelt Plea for Recognition and Inclusion in the Grand Scheme of Healthcare Modernization.

Apr 19
I Am the Forgotten Staple Remover and My Life Is a Cycle of Existential Dread
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I Am the Forgotten Staple Remover and My Life Is a Cycle of Existential Dread

You Think Your Office Job Is Bad? Try Being the Unsung Hero of Paper Liberation, Trapped in a Drawer of Forgotten Dreams.

1 views·Apr 17
It's Time We Hold Clouds Accountable for Their Wilful Disregard
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It's Time We Hold Clouds Accountable for Their Wilful Disregard

The Celestial Squatters Above Us Are Not Mere Atmospheric Phenomena; They Are Active Saboteurs of Human Joy and Must Be Brought to Heel.

Apr 15
An Open Letter to the Negligently Discharged Bullet that Missed Sam Altman's Residence (Twice)
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An Open Letter to the Negligently Discharged Bullet that Missed Sam Altman's Residence (Twice)

A Concerned Citizen Implores a Wayward Projectile to Reflect on Its Life Choices and the Broader Implications for Societal Order.

Apr 14
Meteorologists Warn Residents to Prepare for 'Outside' This Week
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Meteorologists Warn Residents to Prepare for 'Outside' This Week

Experts Advise Stockpiling Sunscreen, Umbrellas, and the Grim Resolve Needed to Face Ambient Air.

Apr 13
An Open Letter to the Punchline of Viktor Orbán's Latest Geopolitical Jest
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An Open Letter to the Punchline of Viktor Orbán's Latest Geopolitical Jest

A Heartfelt Plea to the Lingering Essence of Political Triumph, for the Sake of Global Sanity and Un-Smugged Baked Goods.

Apr 13
Tuba Bach Festival Confirms All American Music Actually Written for Tuba
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Tuba Bach Festival Confirms All American Music Actually Written for Tuba

Organizers Announce Groundbreaking Historical Reassessment, Revealing Nearly Every Genre's Secret Brass Origins.

Apr 12
Scientists Revoke Homo Habilis' Human Status After Reviewing Its 401(K)
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Scientists Revoke Homo Habilis' Human Status After Reviewing Its 401(K)

A New Blue-Ribbon Panel Determined Early Hominids Failed to Meet Crucial Modern Benchmarks for 'Personhood,' Including Documented Passive Income Streams.

Apr 4
Groundbreaking Report Declares One Affordable Denim Jacket 'Marginally Less Generic' than Others
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Groundbreaking Report Declares One Affordable Denim Jacket 'Marginally Less Generic' than Others

A Six-Month, Multi-Phase Consumer Study Confirms What Millions of Shoppers Already Intuited: Some Items Are, in Fact, Slightly Different.

Apr 3
Nation Holds Breath as Redding-Area High School Sports Enter Critical Week
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Nation Holds Breath as Redding-Area High School Sports Enter Critical Week

Global Markets Brace for Volatility as Analysts Monitor Every Free Throw, Spike, and Touchdown in Northern California's Athletic Arenas.

Mar 31
Paralympics Introduce Low IQ Division, Democrats Take Gold
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Paralympics Introduce Low IQ Division, Democrats Take Gold

Organizers Cite 'Unprecedented Demand' and 'a Clear Competitive Advantage' for the New Category.

53 views·Feb 16
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