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Satirical news about Rotten Tomatoes. Find humorous articles, parodies, and comedic takes on the popular film review aggregator.

Rotten Tomatoes Confirms 100% Score for Apple Tv+ Series After Critics Find 'Nothing Uniquely Objectionable'
Industry Analysts Suggest the Benchmark for Critical Acclaim Has Shifted Significantly Amidst the Streaming Content Glut.
Apple Tv+ Announces 'Critic Bait' Tier, Guaranteeing 100% Rotten Tomatoes
The Tech Giant Confirms Its Latest Slate of Streaming Originals Is Explicitly Designed to Appeal Solely to Professional Reviewers.
I Am the Rotten Tomatoes Score, and I Am Absolutely Exhausted
My Existential Dread Deepens with Every 'Rotten' Film You Stream despite My Clear Numerical Warnings.
Landmark Study Confirms 1986 Movies Occurred in 1986
A Comprehensive Study Reveals Films Like "Top Gun" and "Aliens" Consistently Maintain Their Original Release Year Designation.

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