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Florida Man Declares Victory, Replaces Magic Kingdom with "Office of Parental Rights Compliance"
Governor Desantis Celebrated the Successful Dismantling of the State's Largest Employer, Promising a New Era of Joyless Conformity for All.
Desantis Signs Animal Bills, Strategists Confirm 'Mammals Poll Better Than Mangroves'
The Move Comes After Internal Polling Suggested Voters Responded More Favorably to "Adorable Woodland Creatures" Than to "Complex Ecosystem Preservation."
DeSantis Signs Bill Creating Nation's First Airport Based on Projected Donor Goodwill
The Move Is Expected to Significantly Streamline Future Campaign Finance Operations and Boost Key Political Loyalty Metrics.
