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4 satirical articles about product recall on Hambry. Updated live.
Toymaker's Asbestos-Laden Dolls Guarantee 'Generational Engagement,' Company Claims
Analysts Applaud Innovative Approach to Securing Long-Term Customer Relationships and Future Revenue Streams.
Consumer Safety Agency Stunned Baby Toy Could Be Swallowed by Actual Babies
Regulators Express Surprise That Soft Plush 'Boo-Bunnie' Product Contains Small, Detachable Parts.
Comfort Toy Company Offers Recalled Products as 'Starter Anxiety' for Children
Executives Assure Consumers the Temporary Emotional Distress Is Crucial Developmental Exposure.
Generac: You'll Need a Backup for Your Backup Generator
Company Advises 150,000 Customers to Secure Redundant Power Solutions for Their Recalled Emergency Power Sources.
