EU Anti-Fraud Office Launches 'Mandelson Protocol': Entire Continent Now Legally Obligated to Suspect Him
New directive mandates citizens report any instance of former Commissioner appearing 'too comfortable' or 'vaguely influential.'
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Speaker Hoyle Reveals Mandelson's 'Flight Risk' Status Based on His Aura, 'Slightly Too Polished' Shoes
Parliamentary sources confirm the Speaker's decision was informed by a complex algorithm of 'gut feeling' and 'whispers from the ether.'
Mandelson's Lawyers Confirm Client Merely 'Testing Gravitational Limits' of UK, Not Fleeing
Legal team asserts peer's 'pre-emptive departure drills' were purely for academic interest, not indicative of imminent flight.
