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Aggregates satirical news articles about performing arts, including theatre, dance, opera, and music.
STOP THE Dancers: Unchecked 'World-Building' Threatens Our Very Existence
Reports of Dancers 'Building Worlds' Are Not Metaphorical; They Are a Clear and Present Danger to the Fabric of Reality.
Community Chorale Greenlights Spring Recitals, Cites Unabated Local Interest
Despite Record Low Attendance Projections and a Looming Municipal Audit, the Group Pledges to Continue Its Tradition of Pleasant, Inoffensive Vocalizations.
Community Choir to Tackle 'Americana' with Exclusively Vetted, Non-Offensive Program.
The Group Promises a Journey Through the Nation's Heartland That Avoids Any Mention of Its Actual Heart.
University Unveils Bold New Plan: Continue Making Music
Northern Michigan University Announces a Multi-Year Strategy to Uphold the Tradition of Live Sonic Vibrations, Defying Expectations for Silence.
