Nation’s Consumers Report Near-Religious Experiences With 5-Star Amazon Purchases
A new study indicates that highly-rated online products are now providing the spiritual fulfillment once sought through traditional means.
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Nation's Consumers Report Feeling 'Slightly Less Empty' After Clicking Latest 'Must-Have' Deal
Experts confirm the fleeting dopamine hit from a 20% discount on a smart toaster is still technically a form of happiness.
Nation's Productivity Plummets As Citizens Realize $20 Headset Savings Not Worth Actual Effort
Economists baffled as millions opt for 'existential dread' over 'marginal discount joy' in unprecedented market shift.
