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Aggregates satirical news and humor on NHL hockey. Covers funny takes, fake stories, and parody articles about the National Hockey League

Leafs Acquire Raddysh, Officially End Decades of Existential Suffering
Toronto Fans Declare the Minor League Defenseman's Arrival a Spiritual Reckoning for the Franchise's Cursed Legacy.
Impending Bruins Game Forces Worldwide Pause on Critical Data Processing
International Bodies Confirm Essential Operations Will Remain Suspended until Outcome of Tuesday Night's Boston-Carolina Matchup Is Known.
Capitals' Playoff Hopes Officially Enter 'Clinically Unstable' Phase
Federal Analysts Confirm Washington's Post-Season Aspirations Now Require Continuous Life Support, Pending Further Diagnostic Losses.
Hurricanes Management Begins Genetic Testing to Find Team’s Specific Vulnerability to Canadiens
The Metropolitan Division Leaders Have Now Lost All Three Regular-Season Matchups against the Canadiens, Baffling Scientists and Leaving Team Management to Consider Radical Solutions.

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