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2 satirical articles about musical performance on Hambry. Updated live.
Critics Hail the Groundbreaking Decision to Include Tunes From "the Little Mermaid" and "Shrek," Bypassing Centuries of Obscure Liturgical Chants.
To the Silent, Steadfast, yet Utterly Treacherous Wooden Panel, I Implore You to Reconsider Your Life Choices.
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