#movie sequel
Satirical news and humorous takes on movie sequels. Aggregates articles parodying film industry trends, reboots, and franchise fatigue.
Disney Thrilled After Algorithm Successfully Forces Adults to Re-Watch 'Toy Story'
Company's Proprietary 'Sentiment Pre-Conditioning Protocol' Deemed 'Wildly Successful' by Internal Metrics, Ensuring Maximal Emotional Investment for Upcoming Sequel.
Sonic 4 Director Guarantees Next Film Will 'at Least Contain Moving Images and Sound'
Paramount Pictures Celebrates Production Wrap on a Sequel It Hopes Will Achieve the Minimum Requirements for Theatrical Exhibition.
Studio Executives Thrilled New Divisive Sequel Guarantees Social Media Engagement
Sources Close to the Production Indicate That Maximizing Internet Discourse Was a Primary Development Metric for the Highly Anticipated Follow-Up.
MERYL Streep's 'Prada 2' OUTFIT IS a WARNING TO US All: THE END OF REALITY IS NIGH
The Glitzy Premiere of a Long-Awaited Sequel Is Not Mere Entertainment; It's a Sinister Signal That Our Grip on Tangible Reality Is Slipping.
Studio Confirms Alfred to Continue Performing Primary Duties in 'the Batman II'
Warner Bros. Pictures Announced a Major Casting Decision Today, Assuring Fans that Bruce Wayne's Long-Serving Domestic Employee Will Reprise His Role.
