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3 satirical articles about movie production on Hambry. Updated live.
Mortal Kombat 2's Sole Laugh Track Event Confirmed Accidental, Studio Relieved
Executives Praised the Spontaneous Burst of Humor as a Cost-Effective Alternative to Hiring an Actual Comedy Writer.
Superman Sequel Tests Actresses for 'Global Brand-Alignment Potential'
Studio Executives Confirm the Exhaustive Search Prioritizes Market-Tested Metrics over Traditional Acting Talent for the Highly Anticipated Role.
Warner Bros. Assures Fans New Supergirl Will Experience 'Unprecedented Levels of Formative Trauma.'
Executives Detail New 'Suffering-to-Screen-Time' Metric to Ensure Peak Audience Engagement through Despair.
