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Finds satirical news, parody, and humor about LIV Golf. Aggregates articles on the Saudi-backed golf league's latest events and controversies

Hatton Leads LIV Golf, Praises Tour's Unwavering Commitment to Infinite Money
Tournament Official Confirms Performance Incentives Now Include Personal Oil Wells and Diplomatic Immunity.

An Open Letter to the Golf Cart That Transported Phil Mickelson to His First LIV Event
A Humble Golf Cart Finds Itself at the Epicenter of a Golf Schism, Now Pleading for Redemption and a Path Back to Tradition.

PGA Tour Develops 'Integrity Amnesty' Program for Saudi-Backed Golfers.
The Proposed Pathway Back Includes a Mandatory 'Golfing for Peace' Retreat and a Nominal Donation to the 'Sports Washing Awareness Fund.'

LIV Golf Locks 2027 Mexico City Event, Bets Humanity Lasts Three More Years
LIV Golf's Latest Strategic Move Reportedly Includes Contingencies for Meteor Strikes and Rapid Sea-Level Rise.

LIV Golf: Enough Money to Finish the Season
The Fledgling Professional Golf League Has Reportedly Secured the Financial Wherewithal to Complete Its Scheduled 2026 Events, Sources Confirm.

