Bail System Proves Invaluable Tool For Gauging Celebrity Obsession Levels
Experts confirm that a $10 million bail bond is the perfect metric for assessing the depth of a fan's dedication to their idol.
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Britney Spears Reportedly Shocked To Learn Laws Apply To Everyone
Pop icon said to be 'devastated' by the unexpected implications of alleged reckless driving.
Woman Who Plummeted From Window Deemed 'Insufficiently Injured' For Pre-Emptive Justice System Intervention
Officials confirm that only a 'catastrophic, multi-organ failure' would have triggered earlier preventative measures, citing current budgetary constraints.
Former Epstein Prosecutor Joins Law Firm Specializing in 'Highly Confidential' Document Shredding, 'Un-Discovery' Services
Legal community hails move as a 'natural progression' for anyone intimately familiar with inconvenient truths.
