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3 satirical articles about hollywood awards on Hambry. Updated live.
Golden Trailer Awards Laud Industry’s Most Expensive, Effective Coercion
The Annual Celebration of Pre-Release Marketing Acknowledged the Unshakeable Correlation Between Budget and Audience Hypnotism.
I Am the Supporting Actor (Drama) Emmy and I'm Tired of Being a Consolation Prize
I Witness the Desperate Smiles and Rehearsed Humility Year After Year, and Let Me Tell You, It's Getting Old.
I Am the Acceptance Speech and I'm Tired of Lying to Your Faces
Behind Every Tearful Thank You and Humble Acknowledgement, There's a Script I've Been Forced to Follow for Decades.
