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2 satirical articles about game 7 on Hambry. Updated live.
NBA Admits Game 7 Strategically Orchestrated to Maximize "Narrative Arc" Profit Margins
A Leaked Internal Memo Reveals League Statisticians Calculate Optimal Playoff Series Length Based on Projected Ad Revenue and Social Media Engagement, Not Actual Basketball.
Celtics' Tatum Questionable for Crucial Game 7 Showdown
A Late Injury Report Has Sent Shockwaves Through Boston Just Hours Before Their Make-Or-Break Playoff Clash Against the Philadelphia 76ers.
