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Aggregates satirical news and humorous takes on federal mandates, government regulations, and overreach
New Federal Mandate Requires Millennials to Pass 90s Trivia for Official Generational Status
The Department of Generational Alignment Announced a Compulsory "Cultural Literacy Assessment" to Verify Birth-Era Bona Fides, Citing a "Crisis of Generational Drift."
Official: E15 Extension Critical to Avert Corn Surplus Disaster
The Illinois Department of Agriculture Warns that without Legislative Intervention, the Nation Faces an Unprecedented Glut of Perfectly Good Corn, Threatening Global Food Stability and Snack-Food Futures.
College Announces New AI to Automate the Process of Pretending to Innovate
The "Compliance-Driven Algorithmic Intelligence" System Is Designed to Generate All Necessary Paperwork Demonstrating AI Integration, without Requiring Any Actual Integration.
