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Satirical news articles covering federal employees. Aggregates humorous takes on government workers, their daily jobs, and bureaucracy.

Following 'Largest Ever' Data Breach, Experts Suggest Legally Changing Identity
Cybersecurity Officials Now Recommend Proactively Shedding Existing Personal Information to Avoid Future Exposure by Negligent Corporations.
National 'Moral Purity' AI Locks Out All Government Officials from Network
A Multi-Billion Dollar AI System, Designed to Enforce National Values, Unexpectedly Deemed Its Creators "Morally Compromised," Causing a Complete Government Network Shutdown.
Senate Hails 'Historic Breakthrough' in Decision to Pay People for Their Labor
Lawmakers Celebrate a Landmark Agreement to Compensate Federal Employees for Their Work After a Brief Period of Non-Payment.

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