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3 satirical articles about european tour on Hambry. Updated live.
Anthrax Announces Drummer Charlie Benante's Hand Now 'Optimal' for Brand Synergy
The Band's 'Ruthless Dedication to the Fans' Requires a Fully Functional Rhythm Section, Even If It Means Leveraging Vital Organs for Spare Parts.
Symphony Announces 'Gig Economy' European Tour, Promises 'Peak Cultural Burnout'
Officials Confirm the Aggressive Schedule Is Designed to Maximize Exposure, Minimize Overhead, and Recalibrate Musicians' Understanding of 'Personal Time.'
Yes Postpones Tour for Guitarist’s Essential Human-Chassis Maintenance
The Legendary Progressive Rock Band Announced a Delay in Their European 'Fragile' Tour, Citing the Need for Routine Biological Upkeep for Founding Member Steve Howe.
