QAnon Declares Epstein Files 'Proof' That All Unrelated Things Are Also True
Adherents laud document release as definitive confirmation of every prior, current, and future unsubstantiated claim.
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Epstein Files Fallout: Nation's Elite Discover 'Passive Proximity' Now a Felony
Legal scholars scramble to define the precise caloric intake required to be considered 'complicit' while merely observing high-profile misconduct.
DOJ Confirms Missing Trump-Epstein Files Found Tucked Neatly Behind Oval Office Couch Cushions
Bureaucratic Oversight Blamed for 'Highly Sensitive' Documents Becoming 'Comfortably Obscured' During Routine Dusting.
DOJ Successfully Prevents Public From Experiencing Full Existential Dread, Cites 'Preemptive Mental Health Initiative'
Officials confirm the strategic withholding of Epstein-related files was a 'proactive measure to preserve societal sanity' ahead of tonight's State of the Union.
