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Aggregates satirical news articles exploring the absurdities of data harvesting, digital privacy, and corporate data collection practices

New Intergalactic EULA Just Dropped, And It's Giving Major Pay-to-Win Vibes
Expected epic alien contact, got a universal EULA instead. Turns out the 'first contact' was just a massive data harvesting operation for targeted ads.
NextGen TV Promises Ads so Local, They're in Your House.
Industry Leaders Hail the New Broadcast Standard as a Vital Step Towards Optimizing Consumer Engagement, Data Harvesting, and Regionalized Mattress Sale Promotions.
Circus's 'Free' Performance Designed to Harvest Biometric Joy Metrics
The Groundbreaking Model Promises to Revolutionize Live Entertainment by Treating Audience Engagement as a Monetizable Asset.
Cognitive Experts Warn Buzzfeed Quizzes Are ‘Peak Late-Stage Capitalism Data Harvest’
A Groundbreaking New Study Reveals that Viral Online Quizzes, Masquerading as Harmless Fun, Are Meticulously Engineered Instruments of Precise User Data Extraction and Attention Arbitrage.

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