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Satirical news articles covering extreme cost cutting. Explores the ridiculousness and humor in budget reduction strategies

Ceos Hail 'Diy Ai' Strategy: Employees Now Unpaid R&d Department
Forward-Thinking Companies Are Embracing Radical Cost-Cutting by Empowering Staff to Build Complex AI Systems with Zero Training or Additional Compensation.
Blazers: T-Shirt Giveaway Cuts Prevent Immediate Team Insolvency
Sources Close to the Organization Indicate Ownership Considered Selling Arena Naming Rights to Local Cat Shelters Before Settling on the Apparel Austerity Measure.
Studio Execs Laud 'Perennial Teen' Actors for Maximizing ROI
Hollywood Praises Veteran Actors for Extending Youth, Cutting Costs, and Avoiding Emotional Growth on Set.
Major Studio Implements Celebrity Downsizing to Cut Costs.
Citing 'Unprecedented Efficiencies,' Apex Global Pictures Projects Significant Savings Across Production and Marketing Budgets.

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