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New Supercomputer Simulations Prove Cosmic Forces, Not Shared Hobbies or Emotional Connection, Are the Real Reason Couples Form.
For eons, I've been the bedrock of the cosmos, but honestly, all this scientific precision is getting on my nerves.
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