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Green Bay Extends Coach Through 2031, Hoping He’ll Just Quit by Then
The University’s Athletic Department Is Reportedly Banking on Societal Collapse, Voluntary Retirement, or a Rival School’s Desperation to Resolve the Unprecedented Eight-Year Commitment.
Coach Admits Post-Game Interviews Are Merely Contractual Obligations
Following Saturday's Loss, Head Coach Jim Clift Offered an Unusually Candid Insight Into the True Purpose of His Media Appearances.
Coach Secures Generational Wealth After Brief Flash of Competence
The University Cited the Critical Need to Financially Incentivize a Prolonged Period of "Not Being Terrible."
Arizona Secures Coach's 'Loyalty' with Updated Financial Package
The University Confirmed the Renewed Commitment Was Primarily Driven by an Advanced Algorithm Calculating Optimal Coaching Compensation.

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