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Satirical news about city councils. Aggregates humorous articles on local government, political decisions, and community issues with an absurd take
Memorial Day Observance Streamlined to Silent Google Search for 'Sacrifice'
Town Leaders Confirm "Thoughtful Scroll" Through Historical Archives Offers Same Profound Impact as Live Trombone Solos.
Huntsville Declares All Public Funds Now 'Strategically Allocated to Sports-Adjacent Ventures'
The City Council, Citing Unprecedented Economic Prosperity for Developers, Confirms Every Municipal Budget Line Item Will Now Indirectly Fund New Stadiums or Concession Stands.
Local Officials Debate 'Residency Status' for 150 Displaced Pythons
A Fire at Spock's Sanctuary Has Forced City Planners to Confront the Limits of Current Housing and Animal Welfare Legislation.
An Open Letter to the Unscrupulous Sound Waves Emitted From Fair Park
A Plea From a Beleaguered Citizen to the Very Fabric of Audible Disruption.
An Open Letter to the Collective Consciousness of All Un-Chipped Raccoons in Columbia, Missouri
A Concerned Citizen Pleads with the Masked Bandits to Consider the Bureaucratic Plight Their Freedom Causes.
Dallas reclassifies shelter animals as "public infrastructure"
The move comes after record-breaking intake numbers left officials scrambling for a solution beyond "do your job."
Providence Declares ‘Mural Emergency’ as City Governance Grinds to Halt
The Ongoing Public Art Controversy Has Prevented Critical Infrastructure Spending for Weeks, Officials Confirm.
Wilmington Votes to Revert Economy to Peak 1990S Film Production Levels
City Officials Greenlight Radical Plan to Rewind Local Industries, Citing "Unparalleled Cultural and Economic Synergy" of Era.
Atlanta's 404 Day Now Officially Acknowledges Collective Digital Dread
City Officials Confirm the Annual Area Code Celebration Also Serves as a Poignant Reminder of Pervasive Internet Errors.
