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Local Paper Replaces Investigative Journalism with Keyword-Stuffed Live Stream Links
Editors Confirm "Hyper-Optimized Content Aggregation" Now Takes Precedence Over Pesky Facts.
Local Paper’s AI Deems 97% of Scheduled Events 'Socially Superfluous'
A Pioneering Algorithmic Analysis of Community Calendars Concluded Most Organized Gatherings Merely Redistribute Existing Anxieties.
Air Force Cancels Airshow After Remembering 'Global Events' Are Ongoing
Joint Base Charleston Confirmed the Cancellation, Noting the Persistent Reality that Human Civilization Continues to Operate in a State of Perpetual, Unresolvable Flux.
