The News, Remastered

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Aggregates satirical news articles on celebrity style. Features humorous commentary on red carpet fashion, street looks, and industry trends

An Open Letter to the Unclaimed Static Cling Particle That Failed Janelle Monáe
A Heartfelt Plea to a Tiny, Overlooked Entity Whose Absence Casts a Long, Smooth Shadow.
Ciara’s Power Suit Now Officially Mandatory for All Moms, Declares Fashion Industry
Leading Style Publications Confirm 'Mother' Aesthetic Requires Strategic Blazer, Complete Disregard for Individual Preference.
8 Unmistakable Signs You've Reached Peak Olsen-Level Luxury
From Cashmere Sweatpants to Artisanal Lint Rollers, Discover If You've Truly Mastered the Art of Understated Opulence À La Mary-Kate and Ashley.
An Open Letter to The Invisible Force Field Surrounding Katie Holmes' Wardrobe
Your silent judgment holds the very fabric of global fashion in its ethereal grasp.
Bella Hadid Observed Clothed in Public, Prompts Immediate Analysis
Media Outlets Dispatch Rapid-Response Teams to Confirm Reports of Fabric Use at Major Music Festival.

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