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Tom Homan Announced the Agency's Commitment to "Fluid Enforcement Parameters" That Directly Correlate with Quarterly Approval Metrics and Trending Social Media Sentiment.
The Agency’s Latest Pivot Comes After an Internal Audit Revealed Several Unfulfilled Electoral Pledges in Need of Urgent Action.
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