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Eplus Board Awards Self 8% Raise After Successfully Not Imploding Company
Leadership Cites "Sustained Avoidance of Catastrophic Failure" as Justification for Increased Quarterly Payouts.
Gen Z's Top Idol Is Man Who Optimized Life for Zero Output, Maximum Passive Income
Researchers Express Surprise That the Coveted Demographic Values Pure Extraction Over Any Discernible Talent or Effort.
New City Rule Allows Politicians to Retire Before 120th Birthday
The Groundbreaking Legislation, Expected to Pass, Acknowledges That Some Public Servants May Have Achieved a Full Human Lifespan While in Office.
Former Studio Chief to Revolutionize TV with Patented "Even More TV" Strategy
A Prominent Industry Veteran Announced Plans to Aggressively Develop New Content by Exploring Every Previously Produced Media Property.
