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4 satirical articles about baltimore on Hambry. Updated live.
Baltimore's Infrastructure Reportedly 'Pumped' to Have Natural Disaster for Upcoming Failures
City Officials Confirm Aging Bridges, Water Pipes, and Power Grids Are Collectively "Thrilled" to Finally Divert Blame From Decades of Deferred Maintenance.
Local Bar Redefines Culture by Cramming All Human Experience Into One Night
Its "Paintings and Pride: a Comedy Show" Is Hailed as the Only Logical Next Step for Local Culture.
Local News Declares I-70 Car Fire 'Defining Moment' of Thursday Morning Commute
Regional Broadcasters Launched into Wall-to-Wall Coverage, Asking if Civilization as We Know It Could Recover from the Unexpected Roadside Combustion Event.
Orioles Victory Averts Catastrophic Downturn in Regional Morale Metrics
The Baltimore Win against the Minnesota Twins Is Now Cited as Directly Responsible for Preventing a Projected 1.7% Dip in Local Citizen Emotional Output.
