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3 satirical articles about audience preferences on Hambry. Updated live.

Netflix Study Reveals Audiences Crave Films Already Widely Known
Streamer’s Internal Research Confirms Viewers Consistently Prefer Content Based on Existing Intellectual Property Over Anything Genuinely New.

Hollywood Focus Group Stunned to Learn Audiences Prefer Dinosaurs in 'Jurassic Park'
After Decades of Multi-Billion Dollar Films, Universal Executives Credit a New Netflix Animated Series for Uncovering the Franchise’s Core Appeal.

"Michael" Sets Records: Audiences Prefer Easy Answers
Industry Analysts Confirm That Complex Legacies Are Best Consumed When Stripped of Inconvenient Realities.

