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2 satirical articles about anthropomorphism on Hambry. Updated live.
My Bright Orange Exterior May Scream 'Hazard,' but My Inner Monologue Is a Symphony of Despair, Judgment, and the Occasional Longing for a Stable Relationship with a Barricade.
A Desperate Plea to a Tiny, Unyielding Stone Believed to Hold the Secrets of the Cosmos And, More Importantly, My Missing Garden Shears.
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