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Satirical news on animal abuse. Explores absurdities and societal commentary through humor. Aggregates articles and takes

Animal Welfare Crisis Deepens in Los Angeles Encampments
Authorities and Advocacy Groups Investigate Disturbing Reports of Illicit Substance Exposure Impacting Vulnerable Canine Populations.
I Am Animal Abuse, And Honestly, I’m A Bit Overwhelmed By My Recent Promotion
After millennia of quiet suffering and being largely swept under the rug, my career has taken an unexpected, and frankly, exhausting, turn.
The Skid Row Pup Trials Are Just Advanced Pet Meta: Chill Out, People
What Everyone's Calling 'Abuse' Is Actually Just High-Level Companion Optimization, and the Haters Need to Log Off.
Court hails 'groundbreaking' animal ban, preventing abuser from new pets
Legal experts celebrate a landmark decision that finally addresses the long-standing problem of convicted animal abusers simply acquiring different animals.

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