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2 satirical articles about 100-meter butterfly on Hambry. Updated live.
Seriously, imagine being so good at the game that the actual game masters are begging you to chill because you're breaking their leaderboards too fast. That's Gretchen Walsh, and honestly, the officials having 'internal distress' about updating records is just peak admin skill issue.
Officials at World Aquatics Reportedly Considering Temporary Moratorium on New Fastest Times as Administrative Burden Becomes Unmanageable.
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