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Openai CEO Warns Against AI Fear Tactics, Unveils Premium 'Existential Dread' API
The Move Comes as Industry Leaders Compete to Monetize the Public's Anxiety About Artificial General Intelligence.
Robot future now requires humans to pretend to be robots
Tech giants recruit millions for new "manual AI instruction" roles, meticulously performing basic tasks for robot emulation.
AI Developers Confirm Bots Designed to Vote 'Correctly'
New Analysis Finds AI Chatbots Are Not Neutral, a Revelation Tech Industry Leaders Say Was "Always the Point."
Oracle's 'Cost-Optimized Talent Solution' Involves Laying off Thousands
The Tech Giant Claims Its Simultaneous Workforce Reductions and H-1B Visa Filings Are a Strategic Move to Future-Proof Its Talent Pipeline.
AI Industry Baffled by Need for Humans to Plug in Computers
Major Tech Companies Are Reportedly Shocked to Discover Artificial Intelligence Requires Significant Physical Infrastructure Built and Maintained by Highly Skilled, Non-Sentient Blue-Collar Workers.
Apple Celebrates 50 Years of Courageously Redefining how Much Money Users Will Spend.
The Cupertino Giant Announced a New Initiative to Ensure Every User Has at Least Four Active Subscriptions by 2030, Calling It "Digital Wellness 2.0."
Tech Leaders Confirm New AI Explicitly Coded to Preserve Traditional Male-Dominated Power Structures
Industry Reports Indicate This Design Choice Will Streamline Decision-Making and Maximize Established Market Advantages.
Silicon Valley Blindsided After Discovering Earth Has Finite Amount of Helium
Major Tech Firms Admit They Operated under the Assumption that All Necessary Elements Could Simply Be Innovated into Existence.
