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Canfield Fair Secures the Clarks, Guaranteeing Thousands Will Whisper, "Oh, Them."
Fairgoers Prepare for an Evening of Polite Head-Nodding to the Band They Definitely Heard on a College Radio Station Once.
Ohio Man's Double Lottery Win Confirms Nation's Sole Economic Strategy
The Unprecedented Streak of Individual Luck Proves that Personal Fortune Remains the Most Viable Path to Financial Security for Most Americans.

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