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A Newly Unveiled 'District Microclimate Metric' (Dmm) Will Reportedly Inform Everything From Interest Rates to Foreign Aid.
Political Strategists and Lobbyists Scramble to Integrate Hyperlocal Meteorological Data into Daily Decision-Making.
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